Sunday, January 22, 2012

Future Forgotten Photos

"Hey!" cries a voice blending with the sounds of the winds crossing the Playa.

"Hey," it becomes more clear as the source gets closer. A beautiful Emerald woman and monkey of a man in little more than blue bootie-shorts and a silver top-hat wave enthusiastically beckoning you to come over. You can’t resist.

"Do you want your Future Forgotten Photo taken?"

"What’s tha–" You stop, realizing you don’t need to know the answer to your own question. "I’d love one!"

The pair light up and launch into an explanation of what is to come next. They work like carnival game operators in complete unison, one speaking, the other enacting the words like a flight attendant showing how to use in-flight oxygen before take-off.

"All right, this is how it works" begins the camera touting gentleman taking a deep breath before launching into a well-rehearsed pitch. "You’re going to reach in this bag (assistant presents bag), pick out a clue, write your physical address on the back, enact it as best you can while I take your picture, forget about it, and I’ll mail it to you after we’ve both forgotten about it. Of course, the better job you do, the more likely I am going to be able to match your photo to your clue, and the more likely you will receive your picture in the mail at a later date. Got it? Great! What’s your clue?"

I asked 38 people, of which 36 agreed to have their picture taken. And, some months later, I developed my film from Burning Man and sat down to match clues to pictures. The photos have been mailed out (hopefully to their proper recipients… estimates put it at 29 of 36 correct), and now there here to share with you. Enjoy.


Removing Nipple Pasties



Tongue Piercing

About to Sneeze



Meditation





Being Born



Betrayal



3rd Grade Crush



Champions



Cold Water on Your Back


Burning Man Greeter




Deflated Air Mattress



Jealousy



Exhibitionist


Vegetarian - Just Ate Meat


Cotton-Mouth




Fucking on the Playa




It's Your Birthday!


First Orgasm



BLM Ranger



Lost on the Playa


Too Many Mushrooms



Love at First Sight



Christmas Morning



Sexy



Peeking (Neptune) &
Missed the Burn



Passed Out



Post-Shot, No Chaser




Rolling




Seeing Baby Animals


Lust




Sleezy Creeper




Sunburnt


Voyeur



Deer in the Headlights



Walked in on in the Port-a-Potty





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